2/17/10

Some collected Chef Porterisms

I gotta tell you guys.  Mixers are the bomb!  Well...I guess everything's the bomb.

It was awesome.  It was awesome, and I had the worst times I've ever had.

I'm not a doctor...I just wanted to tell you that.

Why are there still roaches?  They must have some reason.  And hey!  Snakes!

I'm growing pathogens at 85% humidity...boy.

The rainbow sheen on ham...the pink or blue hanging out on the sour cream...that's awesome.

Porter: What do we think of when we think of e.Coli?
Guy in back of class: Moo.

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